The other day I found out that breast size does not depend on your size. I knew that. I mean obviously there are ridiculously skinny girls who still have them, because genetics play a big part in the whole mix of things. But at the same point in time, my bra professional at Victoria’s secret apparently has the idea that even as you get older, it has nothing to do with whether you gain or lose weight. I beg to differ.

When I gain weight, part of it goes there, and when I lose weight, it significantly shrinks. Most of us figure if we’re going to be fat, at least we have bigger boobs. And frankly, bigger boobs do make the rest of you look smaller for whatever reason, I don’t exactly understand it. But anyway, apparently according to her, there are tons of other factors that play into it. Now if you are breastfeeding, pregnant, or otherwise, I understand, or if you have a tumor or something else obviously. But I am at the point where I’m not sure how that works, because if you had to get an implant in one area, because sometimes due to cancer and so on, what if one suddenly decided to grow without the other, then uneven. That’s awkward. I have to wonder how long that can be applicable, the whole idea of it having nothing to do with your weight.